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WTF Series: The one where...Kame is a MILF

Title: he one where...Kame is a MILF
Series: TF
Genre: umour
Rating: afe
Disclaimer: do not own anyone mentioned
Summary: ame is popular amongst Hayato's friends


AN Stacey's mom came on and this just had to be written.

Title: The one where…Kazuya is a MILF
Date:
ctober 2021
Characters: kanishi Jin (37), Kazuya (35), Hayato (15), Akiyama Yosuke (16), Tsuchiya Hikaru (15), Hyuuga Kosuke (14), Kojima Tomohito (14 – not mentioned but still there)

Tsuchi knew many things about Kame-mama. One, he was his best friend’s very devoted mother. Two, he was a wonderful cook. Three, whenever he ruffled Tsuchi’s hair Tsuchi felt a huge wave of happiness wash over him. Four, Kame-mama was scary when angry, something Tsuchi found out at a very young age. And five? Well the fifth thing Tsuchi knew was that Kame-mama was a total MILF. That was, a mother I’d like to fuck, and it wasn’t only Tsuchi who felt like this; all of his friends and classmates were of the same opinion, in fact Tsuchi was sure the entire school held the same opinion. Tsuchi still remembered the first time he had ever met Kame-mama.

Tsuchi and Hayato first met in elementary school, they were both innocent little bugs who never made any trouble. Honest. Tsuchi wasn’t particularly excited when Hayato had invited him over for a sleepover: he liked his own bed and his own mother and hated having to be polite all the time. From that moment onward Tsuchi’s life had never been the same.

He still remembered how the hair ruffles and cheek pinches felt, how the warm and wonderful pool of happiness settled in his stomach and how his heart beat harder against his chest when Kame-mama would give him one of those mind blowing smiles.

Tsuchi gazed lovingly at Kame-mama who was conversing energetically with a customer. Every day after school Hayato and his friends would come to the ramen shop to hang out, because Hayato would help out and Hayato’s friends just wanted to gaze longingly at Kame-mama. Hayato was upstairs putting his stuff away and the rest of them were waiting at their usual table. Kame-mama would make sure to keep it clear for them every day, he was so considerate.

“Oh Tsuchi you’re getting taller every day, you’re really becoming a man now aren’t you?” He gave Kame-mama a dopey grin as the older man ruffled his hair playfully; Kame-mama looked around the table and noticed Yosuke.

“You’re new” Kame-mama stared at the boy with most adorably confused look on his face. Tsuchi cleared his throat before introducing the love struck teenager.

“This is Akiyama Yosuke, he moved here a couple of weeks ago” Kame-mama gave the boy a wide grin and Tsuchi was sure Yosuke had died for a moment there.

“I’m Hayato’s mother, Akanishi Kazuya, but you can call me Kame-mama” Kame-mama winked at Yosuke who gave out a strangled sort of whine. “Hayato will be down soon and he can take your order alright? And don’t worry about paying, it’s on the house boys” With another wink Kame-mama left to go back to the counter, and the boys watched the swaying backside the entire time.

“That’s Hayato’s mother?” Yosuke looked around the group with shock, the other boys let out a small chuckle before each one nodded. They all remembered their own reaction when they first saw Kame-mama.

“Hot right?” Hyuuga grinned at the boy who nodded dumbly.

“Damn” Yosuke whispered it but they all heard it, and they all understood it.

They all watched Kame-mama as he took the orders of the other customers; he was always smiling and was forever cheerful. The familiar pool of happiness settled in Tsuchi’s stomach as he gazed longingly at the older man, that pool of happiness was soon quenched when Kame-mama reached over the counter to kiss Hayato’s father. Noticing the audience Hayato’s father grinned at the boys and winked. They all sighed in disappointment; Akanishi Jin was one lucky bastard.

It's a little short but meh I actually like this
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Comments

( 42 comments — Leave a comment )
kazu_channie
Jan. 27th, 2013 07:59 pm (UTC)
first???yay!!!!
here is 4.00am now n i should be sleeping but i need to comment first.huuhuhuhu
lols at the kid.huhuhuhu
maybe i should join them 2 rite??hehehehehe
who wouldn't fall 4 kame-mama rite???
he is almost perfect!!hahaha
tanq 4 sharing..
really love it..<3
wonotice
Jan. 27th, 2013 10:08 pm (UTC)
4am? I never could understand how people could stay up so late, by 10pm I'm exhausted XD
Since I'm sure you'll see this when you wake up, I hope you had a nice sleep and aren't a total zombie :P
Kame is a total babe, of course all of the boys would like him lol
Thanks for reading and commenting ♥
abi_manyu
Jan. 27th, 2013 08:34 pm (UTC)
i should be back to sleep but instead, i'm laughing and grinning like some mad reading this.
it's so funny. and perfect.
Kame-mama is indeed hot! and Hayato's father is sill a baka.

i really love this series and really appreciate if you write more XD

thank you so much. it makes my day. (and maybe i'll drop by later again after waking up this morning. need to 'flirt' with Kame-mama with more sober mind XD)
wonotice
Jan. 27th, 2013 10:09 pm (UTC)
Silly, get back to sleep
I'm glad you like it though
I'll try to write more ^_^
Thanks for reading and commenting ♥
abi_manyu
Jan. 28th, 2013 04:02 am (UTC)
i read this again after waking up...
can't believe i want to be Kame-mama's regular. i.want.ramen.with.kame-mama.on.top.PLEASE!!
XDD
wonotice
Jan. 28th, 2013 06:44 am (UTC)
Make it a group meal and I'll join you XD
darkangel265
Jan. 27th, 2013 10:55 pm (UTC)
i died laughing....Jin you lucky bastard lol.
Kame-mama thats cute.
love it!
wonotice
Jan. 28th, 2013 06:47 am (UTC)
Jin really does have it all XD
Thanks for reading and commenting ♥
starg8fan_liz
Jan. 27th, 2013 11:10 pm (UTC)
ROFL XDD Kame-mama how cute XDD ♥♥♥♥
wonotice
Jan. 28th, 2013 06:47 am (UTC)
Thanks for reading and commenting ♥
silent_melody90
Jan. 27th, 2013 11:21 pm (UTC)
kame-mama~~ hot hot kame-mama~~ sorry boys, akanishi jin's property~~~ XDD
wonotice
Jan. 28th, 2013 06:48 am (UTC)
Thanks for reading and commenting ♥
kurakura_chan
Jan. 28th, 2013 01:00 am (UTC)
hahahahahaaa omg it feels so wrong yet it feels right reading this XDDD
thanks! :D
wonotice
Jan. 28th, 2013 06:49 am (UTC)
Kame is always right XD
Thanks for reading and commenting ♥
tokoyam1
Jan. 28th, 2013 01:20 am (UTC)
wkwkwkkwkwk... akanishi jin was one lucky bastard...
bhuakakakaakakkakak.. *laugh hard*
and jin give the boys wink because he want show off his kame..
jin, you are such kid..wkwkkwkwkwwkk

this is cute..
please write more like this..>_<
thanks.
wonotice
Jan. 28th, 2013 06:50 am (UTC)
To be honest if Kame was mine I'd make him wear a big sign that said so, so Jin's being rather reasonable XDDD
Thanks for reading and commenting ♥
shinae183
Jan. 28th, 2013 01:39 am (UTC)
Kame-mama sure is HOT!! XD
its so funny seeing adolescents pining like that LMAO
Yes, Jin is one lucky bastard (^∇^)
wonotice
Jan. 28th, 2013 06:52 am (UTC)
Kame knows how to charm anyone, teenage boys don't stand a chance XD
Thanks for reading and commenting ♥
keeaneegan
Jan. 28th, 2013 01:40 am (UTC)
Thank God Jin-papa quite ok with it lol
wonotice
Jan. 28th, 2013 06:53 am (UTC)
Jin knows who Kame wants
And teasing teenage boys is always fun XD
Thanks for reading and commenting ♥
kaze_no_hisui
Jan. 28th, 2013 03:33 am (UTC)
xixixixi........auw~~~poor kids, get enchanted by kame-mama's charm then tortured by jin-papa's show off that kame-mama is his forever XDDD
wonotice
Jan. 28th, 2013 06:59 am (UTC)
Akame really do love teasing Hayato's friends XD
Thanks for reading and commenting ♥
hana62
Jan. 28th, 2013 04:10 am (UTC)
Ha ha I'm laughing like crazy in front of my computer.You saved my morning =))) Of course Jin is a lucky bastard *grin* and I wonder if some of Hayato's friends will fall for Ryu and Shuuji when they are exact their mother copies XD XD XD
Thank you so much ^_^
wonotice
Jan. 28th, 2013 07:00 am (UTC)
Ah even though Ryu and Shuji look like Kame, they don't have his charming personality lol
Thanks for reading and commenting ♥
sweetspicyhot
Jan. 28th, 2013 05:20 am (UTC)
This is brilliant. Thank you.:D
wonotice
Jan. 28th, 2013 07:01 am (UTC)
I'm glad you like it
Thanks for reading and commenting ♥
naaani_brezel
Jan. 28th, 2013 07:08 am (UTC)
Even though I have to get to work I couldn't resist reading this. And that was one god damn good decision xD
wonotice
Jan. 28th, 2013 04:05 pm (UTC)
Oh you *blushes*
Forget work, stay in and fangirl over Akame >:D
XDDDD
Thanks for reading and commenting ♥
roro_ieda
Jan. 28th, 2013 09:26 am (UTC)
hahahaha.....no one cant resist kame-mama's hotness. XDDD
thx. ^___^
wonotice
Jan. 28th, 2013 04:06 pm (UTC)
No one.
XD
Thanks for reading and commenting ♥
vitachao
Jan. 28th, 2013 03:00 pm (UTC)
wooohooo...
you update!!!

i would give anything i have to join the kids!!!
hahaha... :-)
i would never ever bore ogling to kame-mama!!!
he is absolutely one of the hottest creature in this world...*drooling*
YAY!!! you never fail to make my day...
however i kept wonder how were akame become couple???
they still not an item in the "when kame become stakler"

i thought it should be fun to saw kame's method to got akanishi attention...
thakyou to share such a wonderful story again...
:-)
wonotice
Jan. 28th, 2013 04:07 pm (UTC)
Kame is one lovely little creature
To be honest I have no idea how they got together
I'll write it up soon though
Thanks for reading and commenting ♥
shani_37
Jan. 29th, 2013 05:27 am (UTC)
even the boys??!!!! LOL.. yeah, Jin is da lucky guy! thanks for sharing XD..
wonotice
Jan. 29th, 2013 07:15 am (UTC)
Kame appeals to all ages and sexes XD
Thanks for reading and commenting ♥
kame_kazu28
Jan. 29th, 2013 11:53 am (UTC)
hahahahahahaha, the last phrase totally ended all the young boys fantasies...Jin is really one lucky bastard...hahahaha
...and MILF, you gave a new meaning to it...love it!!!

thanks for sharing!
^_^v
wonotice
Jan. 29th, 2013 06:40 pm (UTC)
Kame is a serious MILF
Thanks for reading and commenting ♥
moonprincess7
Jan. 31st, 2013 01:28 pm (UTC)
♥ have I told you how much I love this series xD
Thank you so much for sharing :D
wonotice
Jan. 31st, 2013 05:16 pm (UTC)
You have now ;D
Lol thanks for reading and commenting ♥
6neiro
Feb. 1st, 2013 07:56 pm (UTC)
I MISS THIS WTF STORY!! RL is killing me, thx God its over now!

Awww, the kiddos really has a good eyes~ Kame mama is indeed a perfect gi.. err guy in the world. But yes, Jin was one lucky bastard~! LOLL

thanks for sharing the story, i already read the rest where i missed. And cant stop laughing. shuuji and his BF story is so funny! xD its 3 am here and i know i will wake up my family but hell~

can't wait for another update from u^^

wonotice
Feb. 2nd, 2013 09:41 am (UTC)
Jin is a lucky bastard
He gets to take advantage of that ass >_<
XD Thanks for reading and commenting ♥
granity20
Feb. 6th, 2013 04:25 pm (UTC)
and i bet said lucky bastard would go in jealousy rage if he knew what you guys are thinking about his wife....^^

thanks so much for this!
wonotice
Feb. 7th, 2013 09:38 am (UTC)
Oh Jin knows
But he also knows that Kame is his and those boys have no chance
And so he will torture them by groping Kame whenever possible XD
Thanks for reading and commenting ♥
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